[Author's note: this was a 15-minute sprint. I may rewrite it as I would like to lean into FDR's Four Freedoms.]
“You can’t do this to me! I have rights! I’m an American!”
“What’s that?”
“What’s what?”
“American?”
“A citizen of the greatest nation on Earth! The Land of Liberty! The birthplace of democracy. An American dammit. How do you not know that?”
“We don’t know many things. Please tell us more.”
“No. First you tell me! Who the fuck are you and where the fuck am I?”
