"Verily I say unto thee, I require another”
The bartender appraised the woman for a moment, taking in a missing shoe, a cape, and a tit one dance move away from escaping her top. She sighed, looking at a bar full of other customers.
“Honey, what is your deal?” The bartender asked.
“Verily I say unto thee - I am the slushie slut! I am here to liberate your slushies. Forsooth!”