El Bar Antagonism
All over a name
Almost witnessed a fight
How close we came
Men ordering drinks
Specials abound
One guy specifically
In need of a round
And then it happened
The worst insult of all
When the guy with the thirst
Was called... "cheeseball!"
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Pandemic Stagnation
A Stegosaur on my Chest
I'd hoped to be better
Now it's a year later
I'm worse
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Glum dum-dum
Hate the date
Should go home
But out later
Beer near here
Along the way
Should go home
Waste the day
Drunk monk funk
Sex no more
Should go home
Want a whore
Slashed cash stash
Got the blues
Should go home
Two more brews
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A Freebie!
From Aly!
in my
Hour of Need.
Bad date spurn
Quickly turned
with one
Charitable Deed!
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