Accessories

[Shoes]

Clomp, Clomp, Clomp
you can hear them
rounding corners
that heavy female step

Clomp Clomp Clomp
they announce one's
down the hall
that heavy female step

Is it learned from high heels?
Is it natural?
It's almost as annoying as
those who shuffle
that heavy female step

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[Phone]
Are you charging? Are you not?
Are you draining while plugged in?
Tell the truth you little snot.
Else I'll throw you in the bin.