Art by Matt |
"Look what I made," I said, holding my creation up for all to see.
Nobody seemed to notice.
"Look what I made!" I said a little more forcefully.
Again, nobody seemed to notice.
I went up to the nearest man and showed him my creation.
"Look what I made," I implored.
"Oh, nice," he said, looking at it for a mere moment.
"Do you like it?" I asked.
"Sure, it's great," he answered. "Now why don't you go show it to someone else."
I toddled off to a nearby woman.
"Look what I made!" I said.
"Oh, hello, what's this?" the woman asked.
"I made it," I said.
"Oh, I see." She took a long look at what I had created. "Have you considered putting this bit over there?"
"Oh, no," I answered. "I didn't think of that."
"Well, go fix it," she said.
So I went and I fixed it.
"Look what I made," I announced once I was done.
Nobody seemed to notice. I tried to track down the woman, but I couldn't find her. I walked up to an older man.
"Look what I made!" I said.
"Ah, he answered. "Good, good."
"Do you like it?" I asked.
"It's fine, I suppose," he answered. Could be a better color though."
"Oh, thank you," I answered. Then I went and I fixed it.
I looked for the older man, then the woman, then the first man, but couldn't find any of them. I walked up to a teenager.
"Look what I made," I said.
"Looks like shit," the teen said.
I looked at what I'd made and it did look like shit - the color was all wrong and it looked backward.
I set my creation down and thought for a long time.
After some deliberation, I didn't make anything ever again.
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