Tuesday, July 18, 2017

A Strange Request at a Piano Bar


Ray: "I'm sorry, could you repeat that?"
Man: "I thought my request was pretty simple. I'd like the two of you to battle to the death."
Ray: "Sir, we're dueling pianos in a 'playing entertaining music' sort of way. We don't actually duel or anything."
Man: "I brought ceremonial daggers!"

Sunday, July 9, 2017

Options

"What kyna roast?" the barista stated.
I stared, unprepared for the question. A pause and a look ensued.
"Dark, medium, light. What kyna roast?"
"Oh, uh, dark?"
"Great. NEXT!"