Things my Housemates Do

Taking this blog back to its roots: a place to complain about things.

Things my housemates do:

Moldy milk at the bottom of a "clean" cup

• Throw silverware in the silverware drawer without regard to knives, forks, etc.
• Stack plates on top of bowls (instead of putting them with the other plates).
• Hoard any cup larger than 8oz in their room.
• Leave hair in the shower drain.
• Stack the five? ten? pound cast-iron dutch oven on top of a tupperware container.
• Use the last of a common item (e.g. aluminum foil) and not tell anyone.
• Break something (e.g. many, many pint glasses) and not tell anyone (and just leave the debris).
• Keep the TV on at all times.
• Keep the TV tuned to reality television at all times.
• Throw plastic bags in the recycling bin.
• Leave change everywhere.
• Leave time on the microwave.
• Complain, but never strive to improve.
• Leave cold water on the coffee table, so condensation makes a huge puddle.