A Strange Request at a Piano Bar [1]

Ray: "I'm sorry, could you repeat that?"
Man: "I thought my request was pretty simple. I'd like the two of you to battle to the death."
Ray: "Sir, we're dueling pianos in a 'playing entertaining music' sort of way. We don't actually duel or anything."
Man: "I brought ceremonial daggers!"

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"What kyna roast?" the barista stated.

I stared, unprepared for the question. A pause and a look ensued.

"Dark, medium, light. What kyna roast?"

"Oh, uh, dark?"

"Great. NEXT!"